February 2012
in my experience, the only people who say ‘chivalry is dead’ are the people who have personally killed it.
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considering my recent encounters with grieving, maybe watching a three-hour emotional meandering about mortality was not exactly the most brilliant idea tonight
masochist.
every time i talk photoshoots with people the following dialogue goes on in my head:
- photoshoot! exciting!
- oh, fuck, i’ve probably gained twenty pounds since i was last photographed, ew.
- who the fuck cares? it’s not like i want to be an actual model or anything.
- still, should i risk a diet?
- yeah, probably. it’s worth a shot.
- but you know crash diets never work...
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i’ve changed my surname on facebook to ‘tesla’
considering how often people accidentally mishear it that way, i find it relevant.
also, nikola tesla was one bad-ass motherfucker.
so there.
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dill came back from the groomer’s
and they CUT HIS RUFF OFF
i am kind of majorly pissed.
cutting off a fluffy’s ruff does not make them into a ‘normal’ corgi, it makes them into an awkward-looking naked corgi.
what the heck.
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ugh
my stupid fucking cartilage helix is infected again
this piercing drives me absolutely nuts. seriously, out of my eight piercings none of them has been more problematic than this little bugger.
commence saline dousing/search for a more sterile earring.
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Lovers are Lunatics: An open letter to people who... →
snatchflaps:
The whole concept of “Otherkin” is asinine and insulting:
It insults queer people, specifically trans* folks who struggle with their gender identity and often face intense hatred and discrimination from society. Trying to legitimize your “species dysphoria”, and likening…
