January 2011
happy new year, kids. what's up? →
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it is 11pm, i am home alone, drunk off of...
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Amber: I used to have friends. Then I discovered martinis.
Stevie: Martinis are better than friends. And they won't fuck your boyfriend.
Amber: Huzzah to that one. They may be a little harsh sometimes, but...
Steve: Well, you could always have virgin martinis.
Amber: Yeah, and those won't fuck your boyfriend, either, awesome!
Stevie: Unless they decided to lose their v-card and go all the way...
Amber: I guess they'd be dirty martinis after that.
I’m pretty sure that anything with Russian in the name is going to taste...
– Eric’s very pointed opinion in response to me remarking that I make crappy White Russians
vegan white russians are kicking my ass right now
ugh seriously wtf am i even doing
December 2010
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this is why these two are my favorite criminal...
Penelope Garcia (while hacking into the myspace page of a vampire fangirl): Got it! Password's 'Cullen'!
Spencer Reid (confused): 'Cullen'?
Penelope Garcia: It's the name of the vampire family in 'Twilight'.
Spencer Reid: ...what's 'Twilight'?
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back from connecticut. shall be posting more soon,...
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newerahipster-deactivated201202 asked: Where in Connecticut :D
newerahipster-deactivated201202 asked: Where in Connecticut :D
okay, cool, so i don't post for two days & i lose...
i’m in connecticut & will be for at least another few days and won’t be able to post much. so i guess you’ll just have to suffer from my lack of awesomeness, allright, man? /joke
for something that i keep describing as a vacation this feels a lot more like running away
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make very candid post about suffering from mental illness
lose followers
gain respect from remaining followers
i can fly with that.
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my life thus far has included a half-dozen different diagnoses of everything from obsessive-compulsive disorder to manic depression, thirteen years of psychoactive medications, two hospitalizations, a suicide attempt, a semester of depression-induced academic probation, and a self-injury addiction
and yet he tells me somehow he’s never considered me crazy
i am so lucky to have a boyfriend...
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it’s really weird to look at photographs of myself from over the past few years:
i’ve cycled through a dozen different hair colors, rocked some seriously weird makeup looks (neon-blue cleopatra liner, not happening ever again), gained the lovely accoutrement of an eyebrow piercing, but aside from that
i just think it’s so weird to see myself grow.
my bone structure is so...
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Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
– Albus Dumbledore | Submitted by thevendiagram (via quote-book)
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going thru the section of my novel i wrote last...
was at first terrified i’d have, like, literary beer goggles or whatever and i’d think it was a lot better than it was, but it’s actually pretty damn good. i am quite satisfied.
“let them be fools,” he said. “we’re not fools. we’re beautiful.”
itsbrownbear replied to your post:attempting to get drunk off of sauvignon blanc and white zin
dude. wasting that much quality wine just to get drunk?
white zinfandel is not quality wine. at least not the stuff my mother bought, hahah.
and as i said, i ran out of bourbon…
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
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yeah, i'd fuck jude quinn. i'd totally fuck jude...
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okay. i think i am drunk now.
it is now requisite i make some random comment about fucking jude quinn.
cheers, kids.
FINALLY WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE
thank fucking god.
attempting to get drunk off of sauvignon blanc and...
because idiot that i am i forgot to replace my bourbon stash after my last drunk tumblring expedition
this is not going to work. my mother only has white zin and it tastes like fucking apple juice compared to what i’m used to.
not going to stop me from trying, though.
okay, drinking & writing & tumblring, this needs to fly.
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