December 2011
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i don’t even know what i’m doing for new years
this is the first night in six years that i won’t be spending it by myself getting drunk and watching ‘edward scissorhands’
kind of sad to see that tradition end, but this means i sort of have a social life now
i don’t even know if anything’ll go down in connecticut
there may be champagne. i really hate...
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okay the espresso has definitely kicked in
all 20 ounces of it
oh lordy i’m uberjittery
also i may have a death wish
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superhuge espresso is not working.
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last night i had a dream about a production of ‘pygmalion’ performed entirely by pigs. i shit you not.
i should probably go to bed seeing as i have a 160-mile drive tomorrow
lawlz.
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ballad of a thin blog: look-out-kid: Okay I need... →
positivelybobdylan:
look-out-kid:
Okay I need to rant about something that I’ve ranted about like ten times already, but I just keep seeing it, and it makes me so fucking sick that I have to talk about it AGAIN.
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and all the posts that are like “id honestly can’t imagine anyone ever finding…
I see so many girls in their mid/late teens who are so upset about not being able...
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Apostasy
So I’ve been posting a lot of religious/atheist oriented stuff lately. I normally don’t—maybe it’s the holiday season—or the “Christmas Season”, if you want to quibble—but I’ve started to get a real nasty vibe from the whole thing, both from Christians and from atheists. Both groups have radicals, and for those of you who don’t know me...
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i sometimes wonder if dan layus has ever sung the same amounts for “___ years and ___ months” during “i still ain’t over you” at any two concerts ever
at the three shows i’ve been to he’s said different things each time
wellwell.
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Bachmann: Gays ‘can marry a woman if they’re a... →
amantes-amentes:
Please smash your face against a wall.
I hate this woman.
Getting married is not about a man’s right to marry a woman, or a woman’s right to marry a man. It’s about an individual’s right to marry the person whom they love enough to want to fucking marry. Jesus Christ woman. You don’t even know what the fuck marriage even is.
Why are people even CLAPPING FOR HER. She is a...
Actual Exchange:
Boyfriend: Come here, let's cuddle.
Me: Aw, look, your cat is playing with a dead chipmunk!
Boyfriend: You look so pretty tonight...
Me: Aww, cute kitty! Kitteeeeeeh!
Boyfriend [climbs onto my lap and kisses me]: Sexy time?
Me: You get that squirrel, kitty! Aww, good cat!
Boyfriend [bounces up and down on top of me]: Helloooo?
Me: Cat! Cat! Cat!